North Vs South

If your parents CROSS COUNTRIED like mine....

Well if your parents were southies and marathoned down to the north, read on. ..

I grew up thinking that punjabi babes were the best... no theres no hint to my precocious testosterone levels here but then...

And then you, blame the genes, cross country back to the south (I was forced to go to JIPMER over BHU- for the uninitiated both are medical schools of varying repute in India).

What happens then is you start exploring your traditional roots although you still maintian that northies are the way to go and that southie babes are what they still call in colleges- IAS (Invisible after 6). Hell to all those who frown on skin's lack of melanin.....did you ever see a DARK SKINNED ANGEL?

So you spend the next few years dating random women, thanking Kodak for inventing color TV....so now you have a range of colored/BROWN women as they call us in Amreeka.

Its not just about the color.. mind you.. its the whole thing about North Vs. South.

And thats a dilemma you still face when you are 28 and raring to tie yourself down. Well.. for the exact definition of RARING TO, you will have to wait for another update.

For a foodie like me apart from the color food is a major DHARAMSANKAT......will the babe make me sambhar *screw dowsas, I can make em. Will I exponentially increase my abdominal girth just because my southie wife thinks belan(the roti maker) is just another tool for post marital clashes. Or will my punjabi wife unknowingly kills me of Coronaries when she feeds me paratha and makkhan every morning.

Just a few thoughts on that....